Walt Disney is the antichrist

This is a theory I dreamed up long ago, and it got in print in the Door magazine many years ago. But it just occured to me that it ought to be on my blog so that the word gets out.

I won’t belabor the point. It’s fairly obvious when you think about it. Were Walt Disney ever to come back from the dead, he would be the antichrist for sure. Doubt me? Let the facts speak for themselves…

  • The antichrist (called the Beast in Revelation) sustains a mortal head wound but comes back from the dead. Parallel: Walt Disney is currently dead, and while he has never come back from the dead, that is only a minor technical difficulty with this theory.
  • The antichrist wants to set up a one world government. Parallel: Epcot is proof enough that Walt Disney had dreams of encompassing the entire world within his (magic) kindom. Epcot has two sections, one showcasing the possibilities of technology for advancing humankind, and one showcasing the nations of the world. One can easily picture a resurrected Disney attempting to complete that dream of world domination. It’s a small world, after all…
  • The antichrist is a popular figure, gaining a large following. Parallel: everyone knows and loves Walt Disney, entrusts their children to products with his name on it. The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. Were Walt to come back from the dead he would quickly be idolized by many and considered  a god. Just think of the marketing and empire-building possibilities.
  • The number of the Beast is 666, the number of a man’s name according to Revelation. Parallel: Walter and Disney are six letters each. All Disney would have to do to fulfill the 666 part is add one letter to his middle name (Elias). Maybe he would change it to Google (also six letters) after taking over that company with its goal of controlling – er, that is, organizing – all the world’s information.

So there you have it. Fairly straightforward evidence that Disney is the antichrist. You have been forwarned, so take the necessary precautions, whatever you think those may be.

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10. October 2009 by Dave Gifford
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Comments (13)

  1. Very interesting, Dave. Isn’t antichrist supposed to be from the Roman Empire? That would be someone from Europe. I just read a David Jeremiah book on Bible prophesies about the end times and he thinks it will be someone from Europe.
    I appreciate your ideas, Dave.
    Randy

  2. Hi Randy

    Hope you realize I was being tongue-in-cheek…

  3. I thought you were always serious!

  4. nikkuh if anyone comes back from the dead after 50 years
    im personally blown his brains out with a 50 cal sniper rifle lol

  5. ‘random dude’ with a rifle against the antichrist – I want front row seats!

  6. Haha nice one random dude. This theory is quite possible, all it would take for Walt to truly gather the attention of the world and acception would to just be resurrected. But as Randall said, he does have to come from the Roman Empire, which i believe Daniel the prophet talks about.

  7. Yeah Israel, it’s a tongue-in-cheek post. I wasn’t advancing the theory as possible. Just having a little fun.

  8. Several posts here seem to suggest the effects of what has been recently identified as “Christ-based ADHD.” You can check yourselves against the list I’ve compiled (see link below). Also, I may add to the list of indicators an interest in this post’s topic.

    http://themanthursday.com/christ-based-adhd/

  9. YOURE HALIRIOUS MY WIFE WORKS AT DISNEY WORLD AND RUNS ALL 4 THEME PARKS YOUVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

  10. COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE REAL DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT WALT DISNEY WILL COME FROM THE DEAD BEFORE ANYONE IT SHOULD BE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!! GEEZ

  11. Honestly, that was a shocking revelation I ever heard! Walt Disney is an all time popular personality behind those spectacular Disney production and celebrity. I never imagine that he was an antichrist and all of his magnificent creations have hidden secrets inside. I do admire him for all his notable works. I even became a fan and supporter of Disney. I do love popular personalities of Disney such as Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck and lots more. As a Christian, it was a wrong to like Disney.

  12. Ha! Sorry to mess you up like that, Jen!

  13. Of course it is interesting that Walt Disney is of Italian descent…

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